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An snobbyanorexic,cocaine-usingsupermodelhas her entire body painted withlatexfor a photo shoot. When he powers the device, a spark from the poorly-grounded spark plugs cause the multiple car batteries to explode, burning the man with sulfuric acid from the batteries and breaking multiple bones in the blast. After he slices his stomach open, one of his bandmates completes the ritual by beheading him. national iibrary of medicine national iibrary of medicine national library o 3nidiq3w jo aava8il ivnouvn 3noia3w jo aavagn ivnouvn 3noici3w jo aavaa 0 v national library of medicine national library of medicine national iibrary o national library of medicine a 3 a. Type out all lyrics, even repeating song parts like the chorus, Lyrics should be broken down into individual lines. Some of that got into her bloodstream, and then, "Eye-Sick-Kill": A stoner mall Santa gets fired for sexually harassing his elf coworkers and smoking weed on the job. Episode 10: Cure for the Common Death, Part 1. Documentary, Science. Three men hired to clean a local dump waste time by rolling in a tire down a hill with a wooden ramp. this boxer dresses like a lady then he punched someone so hard it killed him! Name of the death is a pun on "champagne" "Easy Slider": A man who tried using a wet tarp as a Slip-N-Slide and disembowels himself on a nail sticking up from the ground. When she gets in a fight with the other driver, she falls on top of the sharp three-prongedhood ornamentof the car, lacerating her stomach and causing her death from hypovolemic shockand blood loss. The impact from the fall snaps her neck, severing her spinal cord. "Catch and Decease": The Portuguese man who ended up ripping out his penis while trying to remove a candiru fish from his urethra and the resulting blood attracts piranhas that eat him alive. An ill-temperedbouncer(and former convict) repeatedly denies two men entrance into a club for their lack of money or good looks. A city mayor's sexy campaign manager (actually a spy working for an opposing candidate) drugs his drink in a plot to frame him for sleeping with her. A Ted Kacynsku-esque paranoid conspirator lives off the grid in a home powered by car batteries. Iyoki is a busboy who works at a Benihana-style Japanese grill restaurant where he admires the head chef, Ito and hopes to one day take over for him. This book was a big bunch of Henry Rollins excellence. The police arrive and exchange gunfire with the robbers, one of whom hides in the car. !' then getting hit by a bus I loved hard core. The narrator then looks back on all of the deaths on the show and concludes that the show is more of an instruction manual on how to live rather than a lurid docu-fiction on bizarre deaths. Not recommended for those who have an intense fear of dying. Then buy The Sun. "Cham-Pained", Way to Die #593, is the fifth death to be featured in "Wild Wild Death", which aired on November 21, 2011. You are losing fingers day by day in a dark, cold, empty chamber, you get to the point where you hope you bleed out and die, but no, the wounds scar over and heal before you do, then the infection sets in. A girl with a very high competitive streak holds various contests with her two male roommates, but she ends up losing. Top 10 Funniest Ways to Die - TheTopTens Top 10 Funniest Ways to Die The Top Ten 1 Telling your parents 'I'M GONNA BE SOMEBODY! Two female motocross riders are bitter rivals on their local circuit and are competing to earn entry into a major event. A narration provides background information within each death-story, which all end with titles that are puns on popular figures of speech. A blade repeatedly piercing your body, excruciating pain everywhere it hits, then the sensation of blood loss, not fun. When the can explodes, the force knocks the geek out, and he falls forward into the path of the heat beam, which burns his skull and melts his brain. Episode 8: The Good, The Bad, and The Dead. Spike TV | SPIKE | Air Date: July 15, 2012. A sociopathic geek creates a concentrated death ray by covering aparabolic dishwith tin foil. A bitter ex-jock, whose college prospects were ruined by failed drug tests, now playsdodgeballat a community center. After one aggressive victory against a group of nerds (all of whom are heads of Internet companies that are making more money than the jock ever will), he yells at his teammates and tries to spray them with an old, improperly maintained fire extinguisher. But I also hated the one where that guy's intestines got sucked out. A local news reporterobsessed with his self-imagegets the opportunity to look brave and become famous on a national scale by covering a local hurricane. The sculptor then tries to wriggle out of it. "Titty Titty Bang Bang": An aspiring starlet gets some cheap breast implants from a hack surgeon, then boards a flight and the implants inflate and explode, causing her to die from massive exsanguination while many of the other people on the plane get a faceful of viscera. He manages to get out of it by cutting the rope, but this makes the obese man fall on top of the instructor, killing him of a broken neck and brain hemorrhage. One night, the busboy of the restaurant steals the knives to role-play as the chef. When I read this in my early twenties I could quote so many of these almost poems. Brazen Bull, Cinnamon Challenge, Acid Washed, & Wood Chipper. A corrupt cop is sent to supervise delinquent teens sentenced to clean graffiti off the walls as part of their community service. HO and 112 IVU mack Street TELEPHONE 836-13. Genius is the ultimate source of music knowledge, created by scholars like you who share facts and insight about the songs and artists they love. Four notable exceptions are the accurate descriptions of the deaths of Harry Houdini, Jack Daniel, Mary Mallon, and Sigurd Eysteinsson, although the latter's death was depicted as having occurred in Norway but in actuality it occurred in Scotland. However, the third part of the story is made up. You didn't think they would show the end result. A sculptor chiseling away at his latest project is dumped by his attention (and sex)-starved wife. Its also gross when she pops a zit with dirty hands. By using Fanpop, you agree to our use of cookies. The Boera assert that they are rlelnvins an attack upon him In the hone that nil the hor.-es or the British vfll die of horse sic'Kne=.=. While running circles around the mercenary, the actor trips and stabs himself in thepulmonary arterywith his own weapon. I have a fear of dying. The ladder collapse happened to Harold McCoo on the Cable Value Network in 1988, although he was unhurt. Both of them soonasphyxiatedue to thecarbon dioxideemitted by the fermenting grapes. 1000 Ways to Die is an anthology television series that premiered in 2008, and ended in 2012. A hospital janitor with afetish for feetand unconscious women sneaks around giving pedicures to sleeping or comatose female hospital patients while sucking on a foot-shaped lollipop. The new Editor is Carolanne Mangles. When it came time for her to toast, she went bottoms up. that surgeon remindes me of Dr. Nick from the Simpsons. The following to me were pretty creepy/funny: I thing that the worst death is all of them, Funniest Death: Gory Holed(Exploded Chair Up Rectum). 2006-2023 Fanpop, Inc., All Rights Reserved. 1000 Ways To Die is a compelling look at the science of living, combined with the randomness of death all with a dash of Darwinism. Montecito, California Ron Perlman served as the narrator on every episode since the third episode (with Thom Beers narrating the first two episodes); beginning with the episode "Tweets from the Dead", Joe Irwin was featured as the replacement narrator. UN, sie ie z bed a AE = . "Chippin' Dale": The man who was shredding tree branches with a woodchipper; the chipper gets jammed and the man tries to unjam it with his foot, but his foot gets stuck and he ends up being shredded to pieces, starting with his leg. Wearing his wetsuit, he jumps in, and after twenty laps, the exhausted trainees finally give up. Summary: Stongman gets weak in the knees;a tease gets stoned;a flirty husband falls for a chain saw;a drunk wife crashes a sobriety party;a garage sale turns deadly;a flasher exposes his weakness; pot user goes brain dead. When I read this in my early twenties I could quote so many of these almost poems. Received ^^:^:^44^?^^ . The fact that we survive it all is a miracle; because everyday we livewe face 1000 Ways to Die. However, she lifts it too fast and collapses on a step aerobics platform. An obnoxious wedding singer performs an insulting song, making fun of the groom being tricked into marrying the bride, who ispregnantand has herpes. Episode 5: Dead and Deader. The blow leads to her death from a skull fracture and swelling of her brain. Starring Ron Perlman, Ron Perlman EPISODE 1 Life Will Kill You A young woman's new sex life is cut short by an ungrounded light pole. ", WARNING: The deaths portrayed in this show are based on real events; names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased. Two amateurs attempt to rob anarmored carand successfully tie up the guards, but a passer-by calls911. The chain is sent into the saboteur's throat but in the CGI format it slits her throat and slides away from her throat). The dictator of an unnamed Middle Eastern country regularly videotapes speeches blaming theUnited States of Americafor the country's poverty, political unrest and promising that the U.S. will pay for its decadent ways. Anxious to get to his house to watch TV, one of them, Dale, irrationally tries to unjam the woodchipper with his foot, but his foot gets stuck and he gets shredded alive, feet-first. Unable to see where she is going (due to the heavy bags of clothes she's carrying), she falls into the couple's swimming pool, gets tangled in its cover, and drowns. A blogger who has sex with rock stars tries and fails at seducing a young rocker. The next day, she drags the mayor out to meet a mob of photographers she has tipped off about the alleged sex scandal. The video was animated by Julian Frost and produced by Cinnamon Darvall. It was uploaded to YouTube on 14 November 2012 and made public two days later. S Person in each ma ~S Size a * * / 1 2 Bore, a, Maine, AL. A woman who lives on a houseboat is unaware that she suffers fromsomnambulismand often eats while sleepwalking. A drug addict who smokesPCP-laced cigarettes goes insane and wreaks havoc at a local grocery store, where he plays bowling with the paper towels, knocks over several displays, and declares himself "The Meat Man" while wandering through the deli section. The story is about to end with the typical. An overly aggressive driver gets angry when another woman takes the parking spot she wanted. A Member of Townsquare Entertainment News. [] is playing, the glasses impaled into her body make her bleed out, dies on the table). The sculptor manages to free himself, but then, his unfinished statue crashes down on his chest, causingflail chestby shattering his ribs and asphyxiating him. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/OneThousandWaysToDieSeason1. While the car is being towed, the tensed steering rod breaks and the towing hook flies into the driver's head, crushing his skull. Some die tragically, others accidentally and there's a few caused by just plain stupidity, but each corpse has an astonishing tale to tell. A bug collector is smitten then bitten by his black widow spider. When his mischief attracts the store security guard, he is chased through the store, slips, and slides into a stack of beer kegs, which fall on him and crush his skull (the pain of which the addict couldn't feel because of the anesthetic effects of the PCP). the one wen the dude in the porter potty got ran over by a steam roller ouch!!! An incredibly obnoxious and ill-tempered grocery shopper tries to swindle a store cashier, then screams at the manager when the cashier calls him in. A sexy, manipulative amateur actress is chosen for a local commercial for the Olympics, but a businessman won't hire her unless she can demonstrate her ability to high-jump. When he walks up to the booth, she is more than willing to make out with her high school crush. Some fit together and form larger narratives. Starring: Ron Pearlman. However, he had been chewing sunflower seeds, to which the belle is revealed to be allergic and she dies ofanaphylactic shock. A portion of these deaths have been nominated for or have received a Darwin Award. Various causes of death based on true cases are examined with computer-animated depictions and commentary . He manages to utter, "Winning!" When she leans over the balcony to try and grab the bird, the sitter slips and falls into a glass table, cutting hercarotid artery. The milk picks up the plants' toxins and causes the woman to suffer a high fever, vomiting, and cramping, eventually dying of organ failure. While attempting to cover the story, he is struck and impaled by a mailbox post that has broken loose in the high winds. Not only are the names changed, but also substantial amounts of the locations, dates and context. [5], WARNING: The stories portrayed in this show are based on real deaths and are extremely graphic; names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased. (Production order) Some of the dead were unlucky; many were bored; most were incredibly stupid. When he drops it and goes to pick it up, the gun goes off, blowing his brains out. The wife tries to revive her husband with CPR, but he doesn't awaken. Digitized by the Internet Archive in 2010 with funding from Lyrasis IVIembers and Sloan Foundation http://www.archive.org/details/halcyon1938unse PREFACE 7\ YEAR BOOK . decides to try and build an immunity to black widow spider venom by letting one bite him. While trying to crush a watermelon between her thighs for her best customer, though, she chokes to death and dies fromdelayed drowning. The other cult members go after her, stepping into fatal traps set up around the compound to keep cult members from escaping alive. How It Happened. The first man passes the ramp, but when the second man rolls down, the ramp collapses and exposes two nine-inch framing nails from the ramp, which puncture through the tire and sever the man's spinal cord, causingneurogenic shock. What is the 7Ps Marketing Mix and how should it be used? One of the waxing strips catches fire and ignites her pubic hair when it is brought too close. Drowning in the ocean. Garts Four Wh 1000 Ways to Die S1 E7 Browse more videos Playing next 1000 Ways to Die Sex Ray 1000 Ways To Die S01 E02 1X2 1000 Ways to Die Sumowed 3:26 10:38 KWEBBELKOP-1000 WAYS TO DIE! It is available now for the first time in over twenty years, via e-book. The instructor then throws down a challenge: if any of his students can outswim him, they are done for the day. (Heather got hit in her eye by the cork, she screams and falls backward into the pyramid of glasses behind her. 1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#316 Butt F***ed" a hospital patient suffering from burns accidentally sets his bandages on fire when having a cigarette, "#818 Frightmare" a Read all1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#316 Butt F***ed" a hospital patient suffering from burns accidentally sets his bandages on fire when having a cigarette, "#818 Frightmare" a woman with recurring nightmares dies of sudden unexpected death syndrome, "#97 Oprah Winfr Read all1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#316 Butt F***ed" a hospital patient suffering from burns accidentally sets his bandages on fire when having a cigarette, "#818 Frightmare" a woman with recurring nightmares dies of sudden unexpected death syndrome, "#97 Oprah Winfried" a death row inmate accidentally electrocutes himself when sitting on a metal toilet, Read all. The one where the woman's botched breast implants exploded during an airline flight. "Vom-Ate-Dead": The female emetophiliac (one who derives sexual pleasure from vomit) who choked on a hot dog eating champion's blown chunks. However, the sergeant dies of hyperthermia caused by his wetsuit trapping the pool's heat and causing his heart to fail. And for good reason. Way to Die #593 "Hair Today, Dead Tomorrow": A female nudist painter from the 1960s with trichophagia (a compulsion to eat one's own hair) whose habit eventually destroyed her gastrointestinal tract by way of bowel obstruction and internal bleeding. i HATED that one! He fakes being catatonic in order to take a nurse hostage and try to escape. [2] The program recreates unusual supposed deaths, true events, and debunked urban legends, [3] and includes interviews with real medical experts who . Picture this your dying in a slow painful death your broken every bone in your body and your organs coming out of your mouth. Henry Rollins (born Henry Lawrence Garfield; often referred to simply as Rollins) is an American singer-songwriter, spoken word artist, author, actor and publisher. Read it again recently and while still fascinating, it had a much different vibe reading it in my 40s. Within 24 hours of its launch in November 2012, the Dumb Ways to Die song reached the top 10 chart of iTunes. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. The container explodes and the handle lodges into his chest, destroying his heart. Genre (s): Reality, Documentary, Science. The broken chain flies through the air and tears into the saboteur's throat, and she quickly bleeds to death. Episode 6: Death Gets Busy. The campaign became an untameable beast as it became a global sensation. In the morning, while everyone wakes up with severe hangovers, she wakes up to find that she's been dyed green, then vomits green slime and dies of organ failure from the dye seeping into her skin. Though he narrowly avoids being impaled by an ax sent flying into the air at him whilst sharpening it, the combination of alcohol andcarbon monoxideexhaust fumes causes him to become dizzy and fall onto the blades, shredding his face, killing him. She has come to visit her elderly father (described as beloved, hard-working, and faithful to his family and friends) in hospice care; shortly after she arrives, he dies peacefully in his sleep. When the mercenary has the actor cornered in his mansion, the actor races to the kitchen to snort cocaine and get his machete. 1000 Ways to Die Cham-Pained - YouTube 0:00 / 2:05 Video unavailable This video contains content from ViacomCBS, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds 1000 Ways to Die. When she doesn't comply with his plan to blow up a federal building, he throws his girlfriend out, and then begins to write his manifesto on hismimeograph. While climbing the boundary fence, he suffers a fatal heart attack caused by a change in cardiac rhythm due to his treatment. The end of the first dumpster punctures his abdomen and spills his intestines. The idea was if one was to watch a train pass by at great speed, one would see a lot of people and possible stories. Early Harvest (also known as drunk dier )having your organs harvest-dead would be terrible, Probly #202 reef stew:When those guys die when they are boiled aliveand Eaten. He panics when one of them notices a pipe leaking hazardoussodium hydroxidesolution and tries to stop the leak by closing a valve. Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse], [Chorus], etc. While threatening them with arevolver, he suffers a fit ofpalsyin his hand and accidentally shoots his own oxygen tank, which explodes and kills him. The cyclist desperately tries to get out, but ends up making the altitude tent fall to the floor (doorside down) and the mansuffocates. 1000 Ways to Die Henry Rollins 3.89 88 ratings8 reviews Many years ago, I embarked on a project to write one thousand of extremely short stories. The bored cop decides to get high off their paint thinner, and emerges from his car in a delusional rage, pointing his gun at the teens and threatening to kill them. A Member of Townsquare Entertainment News. complete with all of his internal organs splattering everywhere! ), A food vendor at a carnival tries to seduce his co-worker in the booth by erotically feeding her. A circus party clown stalks a horror-core hip-hop band called "Infernal Clown Posse" (played by real-life clown-music groupInsane Clown Posse) with hate mail and plans to sabotage one of their concerts. The rock climbing instructor is too distracted by his female coworker to notice that the 250-pound man is slipping. The show is filled with black humor (particularly in the narration) which tempers the otherwise somber theme of death. The vendor uses a knife to make a stab at the street thief (even though fighting back against an armed mugger is ill-advised) and the knife gets lodged in the thief's side. 692 "Gone Fission", a story of two hapless Yemeni terrorists in 2009, implausibly attempting to build an atomic bomb, was based on the real Demon Core accident involving U.S. scientist Harry Daghlian in 1945. "Cham-Pained": There's a high-class art thief who holds an illegal auction and decides to pop the champagne herself rather than get her waitstaff to do it. I watched just one episode when I was a teenager and was extremely disturbed. He ends up falling face first into a frying machine, suffering fatal third-degree burns to his face. Get help and learn more about the design. NOTE: This death features the real song "In Yo Face", performed by ICP. So be temptingly sweet all over with Lander's Lilacs and Roses T "Injecti-cide": An elderly former beauty queen who injected her face with corn oil as a cheap substitute for Botox (as she couldn't afford the actual treatments). Information 1,Hotfish 2,Lost In Transfusion 4,North By Northwasted 5,Bush Whacked 2:South Of The Border 6,Chasing Ropes 7,Abduct-dead 8,Train Sta-died 10,Gunned Down 11,Corset Killed Him 12,Scarf-face 13,Dead Wrongs 14,Less Is Mormon 15,Funeralized 16,Fansicle 17,The Baddest Person Award 18,Road Killed 20,Cho-lice 21,Harry He-doney 23,S*** Canned 25,House Lift 26,Dead-dy Dearest 27,Red,White And Blew 28 . 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